Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Old Navy Has Restored My Faith In Humanity
Okay...... so I get it that apparently everyone but Old Navy got the Memo that I Am Kinda Of A Big Deal so I sat laying around for several months worrying myself to death thinking my Frisbee supply is rapidly running out and no one seems to be that concerned yet. Well, my mom is no one to push around....ASK A FEW OF THESE PUPPY MILLERS AROUND MISSOURI if you want to know what a spider monkey feels like in your face. She doesn't give up or in easily when her heart is set on something and I finally got her realizing that my life wasn't worth living without my Old Navy Frisbees. She was sick of getting the run around with Old Navy so she finally went straight to the top in a attempt at letting them know that they can't cut me off from my lifeline "Old Navy Frisbees". Folks I really don't think this is beyond unreasonable request of a dog of my stature and I don't have alot of extravagant needs but FRISBEES are on the top of my list. Well mom spoke to Old Navy today and lets just say WE ARE BIG FANS OF OLD NAVY. She did offer me as a spoke dog for an unlimited supply of my very very very favorite thing in life so well see if her negotiation skills are still at their peek. I'm lying by the door waiting for my frisbees to come.I haven't sold out yet but every dog has their price and OLD NAVY FRISBEES just might be worth it. GOD BLESS OLD NAVY !!!